January 2011
51 posts
LIFE OF A MUSICIAN BLOG '11
Last night some friends and I played a gig at a bar in Springfield. The sound was horrible and we had no monitors so we couldn’t hear anything but I’m pretty sure most of our audience was drunk (as people in bars often are), so it was all good. We had a blast, actually.
Anyway, before we went on, I was sitting around watching one of the other acts, and the frontman starts a...
I need to fill out a job application for Wal-Mart
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joshhungate:
But I guess I’m afraid that doing so might actually kill me. Like, suicide. Wal-Mart is perhaps the complete opposite of Josh Hungate.
Basically, Sears, my current employer, has one foot in the grave. Tryin’ to think ahead, here. And Wal-Mart would at least recognize my retail experience.
Ugh. As soon as I’m done with college, I’m outta here. Anyone want to start...
I need to fill out a job application for Wal-Mart
But I guess I’m afraid that doing so might actually kill me. Like, suicide. Wal-Mart is perhaps the complete opposite of Josh Hungate.
Basically, Sears, my current employer, has one foot in the grave. Tryin’ to think ahead, here. And Wal-Mart would at least recognize my retail experience.
Ugh. As soon as I’m done with college, I’m outta here. Anyone want to start a...
tumblrisforlulz:
enticeandindulge:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
I felt like I was directing an epic movie title sequence.
I’M FLYING, JACK
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itsthatbitchbrittany:
WHAT. THE. EFFFFF.
Got it.
My policy:
Flirt with anyone within speaking distance.
If outside speaking distance, use semaphore. Farther than that, use smoke signals.
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"You were supposed to work at 1:30 today"
A story of TRU EVENTS by Josh Hungate
“Please call Victoria [store manager]”
it’s 3:00
…
shit
“Yeah I’m on my way. Gosh.” I’m not very good at cussing.
I didn’t even know I was scheduled today. This is cussing ridiculous. If I show up and my name’s not on the schedule today I will annihilate some dudes.
Check schedule
...
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NEW FOLLOWER EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
Haven’t had one of these in a while :(
Dear lionsinflowers, redlipsblackhair, teamsandwich, stephamp, mydisorder:
You are my sunshine.
Love, Josh
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pariscamille:
I just spent $250 shopping today
Bluuuuuuugh never again.
And I found out I’m a G-cup.
Me, hit on someone?
I thought you knew me.
I have pretty lousy gaydar
My straight-dar is off the hook, though.
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Oh!
And this happened today:
Four dollars. Four plates of food. One horrendously filled stomach. Two people, couldn’t tell if they were mother & son or husband & wife. Five or six other random people. Twenty years spent waiting for this moment.
And then when I got home I found out my mom had just bought me a texas toast burger from Sonic. And she didn’t know I had already...
Tonight at band practice
We were trying to think up a new arrangement to one of our songs. I suggested we give it a latin feel. So our fiddle player turned on the bossa nova rhythm on his casio and we jammed along with it.
It was the raddest thing!
Other styles attempted: reggae, swing, country. None of them really worked. And maybe bossa nova didn’t work either. Sure was fun though.
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I’ve been...
pariscamille:
I walked downstairs a moment ago, sure that I would be the only one wanting to use the kitchen. The young woman at the desk told me otherwise, but I could go check it out and see if they were willing to share.
When I walked back, I said “I would definitely be interrupting something.”
As if baking muffins at 9:00 on a Friday night wasn’t lame enough, I had to witness a baking...
How is it only 10:30 p.m.
Usually it’s at least 2:43 by now.
I'm tempted to take myself to Cici's tomorrow.
But I’m afraid that would be too pathetic. A grown man, sitting alone at Cici’s, at 2:30 p.m., still in his work clothes, emptied plates scattered around him. Filling his water cup with Sprite (okay, I wouldn’t actually do that).
Screw it. Five dollars is too little to not spend on endless pizza on a Friday. This is happening.
I just found out
that Amy Adams will be in the forthcoming Muppet movie.
Also, there’s going to be a new Muppet movie.
I am stoked.
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In other news: I’m torn between my hatred of my job and the realization that I am not getting enough hours at it. Lose/lose.
Also, I am lonely. The girls in my new classes are all either mothers, future librarians (and not the sexy kind), or living in Olathe, or...
I love Batman. I don’t love Anne Hathaway. Either reconciliation will happen, or it won’t. Getting to that point will be difficult.
Hopefully everything goes better than expected and I’m proven wrong. But until then I will continue to feel horribly trolled.
Share my rage. Share it.
Seriously, though
Anne Hathaway is about as sexy and mysterious as a tuna sandwich.
WHICH IS NOT VERY, AT ALL.
I’ve always been leery of Nolan’s taste in women, but I’ve soldiered through anyway. Katie Holmes’s cringeworthy Rachel Dawes. Maggie Gyllenhall’s slightly more nuanced, but equally unattractive, turn in the same role. Ellen Page’s robotic, docudrama, Gen...
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ANNE HATHAWAY? ANNE HATHAWAAAY???
pariscamille:
I need more friends that know what MOTW means.
Monster of the week?
As in, X-Files???
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devonlynn:
the civil wars.
i dare you to try and keep your jaw off the floor.
ME GUSTA
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