Life on the internet as a search for relevance.
SECRET SUNDAY THOUGHTS
- When I’m going to sleep all I think about are ex-girlfriends.
- I don’t really care about my major.
- My YouTube video has over 9,000 views.
- I hate summer.
- I hate it when friends ignore me, but I ignore people all the time.
- I’m only four hours a week away from having a full-time job, and that scares me.
- This is really dumb, but sometimes I’ll look at my couch or my bed or a movie theatre and think, “Someone I used to know was there with me, right there,” and a part of me is still there with them, and I’m waiting for that part of me to come back.
- The times that I most feel like myself always come right after I try to change.
- Capitalism is the real opiate of the masses.
- If I met my ten-year-old self, he would probably be glad that I’m finally as tall as my Dad, perplexed by my choice of girlfriends, impressed by my car, disgusted by my musical taste, and jealous of my kickass Yu-Gi-Oh! deck and Pokémon collection.