Life on the internet as a search for relevance.
Things I’ve learned in college, but not IN college:
- Ignore people if you have to.
- Money is a thing that doesn’t exist to me.
- My happiness is directly correlated to the amount of music I listen to.
- You get one shame-free booty-call per month, tops. Use it wisely.
- It’s more fun to watch a movie with a group of girls than a group of guys.
- Video games are more time-consuming than money-consuming.
- English is a bullshit major. Don’t do it, kids.
- It is possible to quit Facebook.
- This one kind of goes without saying, but: women cannot rape men.
- If you’re having a good time most of the time, then you’re doing better than 99% of people.
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